Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring.

Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.