Kiki, a wealthy socialite, confides in her best friend Maxine that her husband is cheating on her, and is in danger of losing her rather large fortune. The two women make a deal to uncover the truth, but not all is as it seems. Throw in a gigolo, a pornstar and lashings of camp and you are in for the funniest, stupidest, campest ride of your life.

Drax, a centuries-old vampire hiding in plain sight, spends his nights painting and resisting the urge to feed. But when he meets Marcus, a magnetic young skater, the lines between hunger, desire, and connection begin to blur.